Get Confident, Stupid!

this used to be a strictly Simpsons blog, but expanded due to the large amount of weed I smoke daily. Enjoy.

alizabug:

dang those cool bugs

edwardspoonhands:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Check out the list of the year-end Top 10 of 1994. ACE OF BASE IS ON IT THREE TIMES!

1”The SignAce of Base

2”I SwearAll-4-One

3”I’ll Make Love to YouBoyz II Men

4”The Power of LoveCéline Dion

5”HeroMariah Carey

6”Stay (I Missed You)Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories

7”Breathe AgainToni Braxton

8”All for LoveBryan AdamsRod Stewart and Sting

9”All That She WantsAce of Base

10”Don’t Turn AroundAce of Base

This was the year, btw, that Dookie came out, the biggest punk album of the 90s. Longview, the first single of Dookie, peaked at #36 on the Hot 100. THIRTY SIX! 

Oh god there was so much bad music in the 90s. So much…at least the bad music these days is fun to dance to. Look at this list…it was like the highest form of popular entertainment was closing your eyes and FEELING THE FEELS.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: theacheofmodernism)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

fuck that movie/book but this is great.

(Source: patrickkingart)

pipermclan:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

i’m sending this to my mom

Snape:
What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione:
Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape:
You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
...Up to something.
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